Sunday, March 16, 2008

Overheard: Sexual fantasies

Two college boys on the bus discussing an instructor:

Boy 1: I heard that he was, like, dating an English Ph.D. for a long time.

Boy 2: A woman?

Boy 1: Yeah.

Boy 2: No! He's gotta be, like, bi.

Boy 1: Yeah. I'd do him.

Boy 2: Yeah. Really? But he's got a little bald spot . . .

Boy 1: Yeah. He's such a dork. It'd be so much fun.


  1. I loved it when he hesitated over the small bald spot. Are they going to be shocked when it happens to them? :)